Whoa I think I did it

Seriously is this happening did I make a blog

what’s all this then?

I care about movies far, far too much.

Somehow I have equally strong opinions about other things.

We’ll see how much I feel like updating.

Content™ is coming! Soon! Probably!

Legend has it I emerged from an Alaskan snowbank fully formed, clutching a VHS of Tombstone.